Please excuse the dust. Slowly moving things back after checking for damage.

• Fiction

  • Vaguely Familiar — As Chelsea's relationship with Jacob wanes, she finds herself acquiring strange powers. What to do? Become a costumed superhero, of course...
  • a bright and shiny future — an anti-utopian short story set in the near future.

• Transcripts

  • Bertha Does IRC

• Humor

  • Notes on Professor Dweeb's Class
  • An Expansion Set I Hope We’ll Never See
  • No Need to Read the Article
  • Hoi Polloi and the Internet
  • Paradigm and Disruption: The Use of Shock and Awe in “Itty Bitty Titty Waitresses” — A neopostmodernist interpretation of a porn title.
  • The Great Answering Machine Assault — When Dan leaves his answering machine message open to changes, Rob and Paul take advantage.

• From the Internet

  • USAF, Lockheed to Merge
  • The Barometer Story
  • Freebsd, Netbsd, 386bsd -- What's the difference?
  • The More Things Change…
  • Rubber Ducks Aid Science
  • Transcripts from the General Motors Help Line
  • If cars were REALLY like computers
  • Mangling Impersonal Relationships
  • CAT Specifications
  • Amazing Coincidences: Lincoln & JFK
  • The Physics of Hell
  • Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder

• Anecdotes

  • Emil Blovin: Fugitive at Large — Evil megalomaniac genius or misunderstood pizza addict? You decide.
  • Defense Detractor
  • Tales From a Ninth-Grade Notebook — Mirth-’n’-mayhem abound in Ms. Flynn's English class.
  • Descent into Madness: The Whole Story — Can a intense California engineer survive in the New Jersey corporate consulting world?
  • Passive Aggressive Spreadsheets