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Today’s history quiz: what year is it?

The presidential candidate from Texas, backed by a powerful political machine, defeats his opponent, a conservative senator from Arizona. The loser, a former military fighter pilot who was shot down in the war, returns to the Senate. The winner of the Tuesday election shares his last name with a former president.

Carlos Santana’s latest album is on top of the charts.

America mourns the sudden unexpected violent death last year of John F. Kennedy. Conspiracy theorists point out that the ‘official’ government explanation of his death does not match all of the facts.

Is it:

  1. 1964
  2. 2000
  3. All of the above

Bob Morris via rec.humor.funny