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  1. Take the Test
  2. Browse the archives
  3. Have any lingering questions answered
  4. Optional: Learn about the AI behind the test (only if you’re really bored—involves actual math)

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Do remember: it’s just a game. The results do not reflect a true psychological analysis. This is not a competition. Please, no wagering.

This is Bear Test II: Bear Harder. Features include: